This is for all those films where the seemingly normal unfit protagonist is attacked and suddenly knows how to fight like an expert for no explainable reason. Let’s make this clear: that isn’t a particularly heavy sword.

Now, a special announcement: There is going to be a super special update on Tuesday. Wait! Gasp! That’s… Christmas day! Ohmygosh, a Christmas update you guys! And another one the day after that! And the day after that! Etc! What is this, some sort of Christmas magic? Well tune in on Tuesday to find out! Hopefully by then it will actually be finished…