If you haven’t seen it already, check out this awesome article by Geek Insider’s Michael Westgarth on me and Penny Blackfeather, in which I babble on about parrots and boob windows. And for anyone who wanted to know what I look like, there’s a lovely picture of me looking normal and well-adjusted. I pull the exact same face in my passport photo.

Next week, pay no heed to what is behind the curtain… no wait, pay heed, it’s something cool I swear!